Vending Machine Gourmet T-Shirts

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bear at a vending machine

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

How M2M really works.

Honest Vending Machine

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Toe-Tickling Machine

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Gravitas

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

Far out Man! A pot machine!