Vending Machine Gourmet T-Shirts

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

Bear at a vending machine

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

How M2M really works.

Toe-Tickling Machine

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Honest Vending Machine

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Vendo Tree.

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Gravitas

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."