Gourmet Gesture Genius Pillows

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

French wine

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Cheese

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"I'm fascinated by body language."