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'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

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'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

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"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

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"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"I'm fascinated by body language."