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'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Kamikaze Colour

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Milkin' Impossible