Gourmet Cow Enthusiasts Pillows

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Tumble Cow

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

Kamikaze Colour

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Wish you were steer!

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Milkin' Impossible