Gothic Wedding Fans Pillows

In Sickness And In Hell

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Beware of the Cat.

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'You complete me.'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Vampire Umbrella

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Get Your Shot

Transylvanian Snails.

Drunk Vampire

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Never think outside the box!"

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Edgar Allan Poe

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.