Gothic Sports Enthusiasts Pillows

Vampire batting with bats hanging off of bat.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"He's gone goth"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Beware of the Cat.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Get Your Shot

Transylvanian Snails.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Drunk Vampire

Vampire Umbrella

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."