Gothic Sports Enthusiasts Pillows

Vampire batting with bats hanging off of bat.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant Monster in Bath

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Beware of the Cat.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Vampire Umbrella

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Transylvanian Snails.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Drunk Vampire

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Get Your Shot

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Death Takes A Time-Share

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."