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"Oh you mean me? Frankenstein is my doctor."

Edgar Allen Poe

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Edgar Allan Poe

The Pride of Frankenstein

Life is ghoul

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

The Raven - The Study at Night

Trilby - 'Confession

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Pass the SPF 20,000