Gothic Humorists Prints

Chances of making it back to the castle by daybreak suddenly seemed slim.

"Here we are."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"....and hold the garlic."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Arresting Adam and Eve

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

Fresh Blood In Politics

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Vampire Humor

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"