Gossip Sleuth Pillows

'Don't be so paranoid. We're not gossiping about what happened to you yesterday ... at 11:43 am.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

'Yak, yak, yak.'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Men gossiping

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."