Gossip Sleuth Gifts

'Don't be so paranoid. We're not gossiping about what happened to you yesterday ... at 11:43 am.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'She's so put together!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Men gossiping

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

JET (Part I)

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."