Gospel Sharer Pillows

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

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'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'It helps with reception.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Walking on Water

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Religious man watching religious TV

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

'So tell me more about your mother...'

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

'You called for tech support?'

Valentine's Day

"Matthew, Mark, Luke, Peter. John you are out of order again."

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

"Anything horrible going on in your life?"