Gooseberry Grower Gifts

'Who says you can't make your own wine out of gooseberries?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An old man growing berries

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Superfreddy's attempt to fight the ugly zucchini monster were in vain!

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Speaker Farmer.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

Hand pollenate your fruit trees

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

'I've pruned it to look like my ex - she was perennially sour grapes, too.'

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"I started this business from the grounds up!"

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

'May we tour the grounds?'

'Okay,laugh - but I bet my jelly beans will grow as good as your green beans.'

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'

Gran'ma's Pies: 'We award scholarships every year for growing the largest pumpkins!'

"Yeah, he looks a bit like an astronaut, but he's only a beekeeper..."

'That's disappointing - we've only gotten 10 years out of this 'Vintage of the Century' sign.'