Gooseberry Grower Gifts

'Who says you can't make your own wine out of gooseberries?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An old man growing berries

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

Superfreddy's attempt to fight the ugly zucchini monster were in vain!

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

Speaker Farmer.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

Hand pollenate your fruit trees

'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'

'I've pruned it to look like my ex - she was perennially sour grapes, too.'

I think we should only own stock in companies whose products we actually use. That's why I've proposed selling all our Gillette stock. I'm growing in my goatee and you won't stop me, woman!!! Goatees make older gentlemen look dashing and mysterious. They make them look like Colonel Sanders.

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'You're pregnant?'

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

"I started this business from the grounds up!"

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

'May we tour the grounds?'

'Okay,laugh - but I bet my jelly beans will grow as good as your green beans.'

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'

"Yeah, he looks a bit like an astronaut, but he's only a beekeeper..."

Gran'ma's Pies: 'We award scholarships every year for growing the largest pumpkins!'