Good Times Devotee Pillows

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

Clown on bike.

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Thomas Hardy

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Olympic Torch Training

Church Restoration Fund.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

No news is good news.

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Thriller of the Week

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"

Slow Roast Yoga

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

"So you've been following the European elections, too?"

"It's a hard life!"