Good Times Devotee Pillows

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

Clown on bike.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Thomas Hardy

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Olympic Torch Training

Church Restoration Fund.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

No news is good news.

Give Thanks.

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

Thriller of the Week

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

Slow Roast Yoga

"So you've been following the European elections, too?"

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"