Golfing Painters Gifts

The Masters.

Dummies Books.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

The natural selection process in golf.

Action shot portrait.

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Just married.

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

Golfing Romance

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

Golfer and the Eagle

Colouring fun

Golfing Fakir.

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'