Golfing Painters Pillows

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

The natural selection process in golf.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Action shot portrait.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

Just married.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Golfing Romance

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

Colouring fun

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

Golfing Fakir.

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'