Golf Cartographer Gifts

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Can I have a look at the map?

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Smart Bomb.

Lost

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

California Beverages Map

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."