Golfing Genius Gifts

'What a terrible shot - and you call yourself a doctor?'

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

It can be taken up at any age....

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Largest Divot Trophy.

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"You have a good lie."

How's my driving?

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Do you know any other poses?'

Nevermore!

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'