Golfers Turned Athletes Pillows

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

The Amateur Golfer

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Free Range Golfers

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Skunk dreaming.

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Golfer couple just married

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Sink the putt or else!