Golfers Turned Athletes Gifts

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

The Amateur Golfer

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Free Range Golfers

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

Skunk dreaming.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

I don't think you can call a Mulligan in the middle of surgery.

Golfer couple just married

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'