Tennis-to-golf Convert Gifts

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Death playing with the middle east.

I love tennis

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

The Golfer Gardener

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."

Two Dictators in their bunkers.

Golf on the moon

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

He lived and died for golf.

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

Golf Practice.

Golfer playing in the snow