Golf Frustration Fan Gifts

'Replace divots'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Broken since March

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'Careful... She thinks you're trying to steal her eggs!'

Golf Crime Scene.

'Good shot!'

New Listings From Frustration House.

'Just stave them off! I'm putting for eagle.'

"Boss, I can't make it in. I'm feeling way under par this morning."