Golf Frustration Fan Gifts

'Replace divots'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Broken since March

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

'Good shot!'

'Careful... She thinks you're trying to steal her eggs!'

Golf Crime Scene.

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Boss, I can't make it in. I'm feeling way under par this morning."

Watch your language.