Golf Course Crusader Gifts

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

I love being right.

Nervous Student

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

"Not again!"

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

Great party - thanks.

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

The gaming world.

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."

Video game

Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

"We asked what would happen if there wasn't a moon and she lost it....apparently we can't learn about something that 'intriguing' because it's not on the state test."