Golf Course Crusader Gifts

"Still working out the rough spots in your game?"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

I love being right.

Nervous Student

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"Not again!"

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

Great party - thanks.

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

Video game

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

The gaming world.

Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

It turns out nobody has anything to say.