Golf Bore Pillows

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Golfing Bishop.

The Golfing Accident

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Snooker Golf.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'