Goldfish Keepers Prints

"I got you a gift."

"Are you thinking outside the box?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'So what have you been up to?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"This place could use a moat!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Where's your goldfish?'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'