Goldfish Guardians Prints

'Um...when was the last time you fed this little guy?'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Dearly departed pet fish.

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Okay boys. The coast is clear. Time to jump to freedom."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Next!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"This place could use a moat!"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Where's your goldfish?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'