Goldfish Guardian Prints

Fish trying to get food.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Games fish shouldn't play...

'I sure wish they would change my water!'

"It's just typical of you Norman - No ambition!"

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Fish in gaol.

'You know, we really need to get a security system installed.'

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"Where's the goldfish?"

'Sorry -- I checked, and there's no such thing as 'Take Your Fish to Work' Day.'

Fishbowl hat

I ask you: How can putting us in a glass bowl with plastic plants be entertaining to them?

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Girl sanitising fish tank.

'Still got those dozen goldfish I gave you?'

"I hope you didn't mind me bringing Goldie tonight. The babysitter let me down."

"Pass the sea salt, please."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

'The kids are getting bored just looking at us swimming around: We need to find a way to entertain them...'

"This place could use a moat!"

'The cat's been at the fish again!'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"I'm sorry, madam, but I can't be responsible for the goldfish you bought being pregnant."

'These travel expenses are rather excessive.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'Think he'll ever spring for a bowl?'

"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

'Why if it isn't...er...er...don't tell me...er...it'll come to me...erm.'