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'Um...when was the last time you fed this little guy?'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Dearly departed pet fish.

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Okay boys. The coast is clear. Time to jump to freedom."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Next!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"This place could use a moat!"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'Water is included with rent.'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'