Goldfish Collector Prints

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"This place could use a moat!"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Where's your goldfish?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'Water is included with rent.'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'