Goldfish Keeper Gifts

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'They're hideous, aren't they?'

"There! That's the guy I was talking about!"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"This place could use a moat!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Where's your goldfish?'

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"