Golden Globes Gifts

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Snow globe

Tiny people.

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Snow globe vaccine

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

A man works in a snow globe.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Money Snowglobe

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

'Snow again, today...'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

4 seasons globe

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.