Golden Age Gladiator Prints

'We'll show these kids we're not scared of 'em George...We're going over the top!'

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

American Football.

I'm Spartacus.

Biker Lawn Mower

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Human males marking territory.

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Football Blockers.