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"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Run from the hills!

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

"You're sitting in my place!"

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

Book signing. 'Who shall I put it to?' 'Ebay, please.'

"I found her in town. She's a real gold digger."

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

Hogwarts Express

Wall Street Pothole