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"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Saint Patrick

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Trepanning for gold"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

William Shakespeare

Gold Crisis

Pick Me Ups.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Lovely weather for it."

Charles Darwin

'It was the best of investment times, it was the worst of investment times...' (A Tale of Two Markets).

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

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