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"Trepanning for gold"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Gold Crisis

Pick Me Ups.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Water is included with rent.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"Do you mind?!"

"When I die I want a closed casket funeral. . . Correct."

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Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'