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"Trepanning for gold"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Gold Crisis

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

Pick Me Ups.

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Water is included with rent.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Buy Gold

"It's pretty bad when a goldfish has more memory than your computer. What were we talking about?"

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'

"When I die I want a closed casket funeral. . . Correct."