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'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"Trepanning for gold"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Digger.

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

How to find gold.

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."