Godzilla Humorist Pillows

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Godzilla?'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Meowlzebub

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Are there space-babes?"

"Give us a chip."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Tokyo City Limits

"She never took to the leash."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Surf's up."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

T-rex takes a selfie

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

How's my abducting?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"