Godly Driving Legend Gifts

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

Parachuting bishop.

Demonic Repossession.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Zap Energy Drinks!

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"You call that teaching."

DMV - Enter Here

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'I dreamed last night that she was sixteen and had a learner's permit.'

"Your vocation in mirror is closer than it appears."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

Your license please!

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

"Our diagnostics didn't find anything wrong with your vehicle. We think that the problem is you."

Right-hand drive - A right hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."