God Duelers Pillows

"Last night, I challenged your god to a duel. I won by default because he never showed."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Wild West Text Showdown

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"I'm not judging you... God is."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Peace Fighting

Things get heated at the outing.

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

"Never thought I'd live to see the day when there'd be fencing on the open range."

Sculptor stand off.

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

"Coordinates 135 and 350."