God Duelers Prints

"Last night, I challenged your god to a duel. I won by default because he never showed."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Wild West Text Showdown

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Devil vs Angel Duel.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"I'm not judging you... God is."

conversing using table tennis technology

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Dodge Ball City.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

Peace Fighting

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Things get heated at the outing.

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

Sculptor stand off.