Goal-skipper Pillows

Summer To Do List. . .

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go! Means NOW!

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I think I've scored.'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The best goalie in the world!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

A scarecrow goalie

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Hand in the area, penalty!'