Goal Hero Mugs

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

Football

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

I love Basketball.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Zdeno Chara

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Professional football.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Goalie Wall.

Athletic Darwinism.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

You look like a team player. I like that!

A man working on a model airplane

Covid Defender

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Two boys having a water fight.

'I can't dunk.'

Canadian Jesus

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Man using guitar as golf club.

I love hockey!

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'