Field Hero Mugs

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Powerful goal

Professional football.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Fly Football

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Children playing football.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

A boy with a football

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Bring It On!

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"We're out of bags."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Way to go

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

school kids playing conkers

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Hey. . . in use!"

Rake