Field Hero T-Shirts

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Powerful goal

Professional football.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Fly Football

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Children playing football.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

A boy with a football

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Bring It On!

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"We're out of bags."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Way to go

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."