Go-karting Gifts

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Michael Schumacher.

Children and cat crashing on cart

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

The Thinker and the Doer.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Golf cart in the hospital.

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

GET SET---GO!

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

This suit says, "I'm a man on the way up."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

Aggressive Salesperson Wanted

Man blinded by ambition.

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

'Would you like a cart?'

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

"Ultimately what drives me, I believe is as a child, I didn't get enough money."