Go-kart Fanatic Gifts

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Bob's Driving School.

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Think Basics.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Formula One

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Roadie

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Don't shake.

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."