Go-kart Fanatic Mugs

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Google car."

Bob's Driving School.

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Cars at the drive in.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Think Basics.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Formula One

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Ernie, you're still not being honest in the ad for the cars you're selling! Many of these were abandoned! That's why I say "driverless cars"! And lighting torched this one! Making it a type of "electric car." This was totally trashed when taken for a joyride! So I was accurate when I called it a "recreational vehicle." And the limo - It gets 5 MPG, but you say it gets over 20MPG! That's why I also say "It's a stretch"!

Roadie

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'