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"Gnatsack"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Likes: $2.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Ukraine Crisis

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Bats with blankets.

Clandestine cows.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."