Gnat Enthusiast Gifts

"Gnatsack"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Ukraine Crisis

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

Nato Membership

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Bats with blankets.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Clandestine cows.

I e-bay t-shirt.