Glutton's Guilt Tripper Gifts

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I'm a monster."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

World Meat Consumptiom

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

My Gay Son Never Calls

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Introducing...Superegoman!

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

All you can eat buffet!

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

'Recipes for the Really Hungry'